I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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