just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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