she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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