Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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