Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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