If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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