Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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