Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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