How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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