okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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