Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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