I like my sex mixed with concussions.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We talked him into tasing himself.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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