I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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