so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Someone came in the potted fern
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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