Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Enjoy the penises
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Randomize
