If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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