she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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