Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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