problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
we're so committed to being not committed
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