I'm drive I can fine osifer
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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