yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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