called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
im holly from the hills drunk
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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