i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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