You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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