this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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