You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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