ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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