So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am