You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I smell like Dick and happiness
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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