I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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