I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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