just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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