the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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