lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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