yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
of course. lets lasso hookers.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
