Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex