Im at strip club and am horny
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.