im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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