Im at strip club and am horny
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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