and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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