I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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