Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
did you just send me my own nude
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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