i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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