To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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