There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?