he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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