This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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