I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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