The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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