let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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