Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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