Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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