please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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