I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize