I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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