Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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